i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
- everyone: you're so quiet
- me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
do you realise that every text post is just you talking to yourself until someone notices
(Source: sombriero)
What race are you?
- black people: black
- white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
- hispanic people: not Mexican
